What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 23:56

Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Uh-Oh! Switch 2's New GameChat Feature Is Transcribing Bad Words - Nintendo Life
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the gifts you got when you cleared JEE ?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Why do some children hate their parents?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Scientists Have Finally Measured How Fast Quantum Entanglement Happens - IFLScience
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Devil’s Third director says panned Wii U game was innovative for its time - Nintendo Everything
No way
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...